Harajuku

So I went to Harajuku. So I forgot to bring my bag of gold. Also, I forgot my boatload of diamonds, on my boat. So I just took some pictures. Also, bring me my fuckin cup of green cappucino you incompetent fuck! Also, Yeah.

Omotesando

So here's a few stores. So they're really local n easy going. So Dior is the most subtle of them all. So look at the way it twankles. Also, look at the way it glistens.

Tokyo BFF's

So these are my friends. So they need to hang out with me together. So.

So Here is a few pictures of my room. So I made it into a mess. So I have a toilet that sings. So it also has warmage for ass. So my bed sucks. So I have a washer/dryer from Moonspeakistan. Also, I have a bathtub fit for a king. A king of midgets. So anybody know a king of midgets? So that wanna hang out in my bathtub? So twitter me?

Age

So I went to sleep at 4. So I figured I would sleep till 11. So I woke up at 7. So, again. So I went to Akihabara. So it pretends to be an area where people buy electronic crap for chump change. So it isn't. So it's a maze. So its a maze built out of porn. So I went around n pretended not to be the freaked out. So I ran into a bunch of people. So Carlos is here. So Monsieur Crepe is here. So Cool Old Dude is here. So, Yay!

Moru Blogage

So here is some more random picture-age. So these are more "funny haha". Yeah. Also, no.

So I went n woke up at 7 in the morning again. So I tried to do some washing. So the machine was all in moonspeak. So I went n walked around Shibuya again. So I met up with RR. So we went to Ropongi n Akasaka. So I took a bunch of pics. So here they are. Also, So I'm drinking on some Suntory n m shmoking on some Parliaments. Yay!